and always orders the same thing, a Bloody Mary. This continues for several months until one day the vampire walks in and orders a glass of ice water, to the great surprise of the bartender.
"Why the sudden change? Did I not mix the Bloody Mary right yesterday?"
"Oh no," the vampire replies, casually pulling a used tampon out of his pocket and dropping it in the glass.
"Iced tea."
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