In the middle of the night, the woman wakes the man up and says "Hey! Will you go get me another blanket? I'm freezing!"
The man smiles and says, "I have a better idea. Why don't you and I, just for tonight, pretend we're married?"
The woman thinks about it, and with a devlish grin, she agrees.
The man then says, "Get your own damn blanket! I'm trying to sleep"
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