Before she could speak, the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied his cum box on the carpet.
Salesman: - Miss, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT it!!
Lady: Do you need a spoon for that?
Salesman: - Huh?
Lady: - Because there's no electricity in the house.
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