A vacuum salesman is going door-to-door in the middle of the day. He knocks on a door in a quiet neighbourhood and a little boy, about five years old, answers. The vacuum salesman looks down at the boy and notices a lit cigar in the boy's mouth. In one hand, the boy is holding a glass of brandy. The salesman notices that the boy's other hand is wrapped around the ankle of a scantily clad grown woman. In the background, the vacuum salesman notices two more scantily clad women run by, giggling and hitting each other with pillows. The vacuum salesman crouches down so that he's face-to-face with the boy and asks "Son, are your parents home?" The boy looks at the salesman, takes the cigar out of his mouth, looks up at the woman standing next to him, and then back at the salesman and says "What the fuck do you think?"
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