A sad man walked through the jungle in search of a symbol that could inspire a new way of life. The man had done many great things for others in his life, but he felt like none of it made a difference to humanity. As he began to ponder that it was all the small things in life that really mattered, he stumbled across a howling gorilla in agony. Within a net, the beast desperately tired to free itself, but with each attempt, became more and more entangled and howled louder and louder in pain. Upon approaching the massive beast, the man quickly became intensely scared, nervous that the gorilla would retaliate. Trembling with beads of sweat drenched across his brow, the man slowly cut the net and the gorilla stomped through the jungle and never turned back.
Years later a happy man returned to the jungle with a new born child in search of a way to teach his son a new way of life. To show him that it is the small things in life that make a difference to better humanity. Upon traversing across a small, misty creek littered with green ferns the man saw a scarred gorilla by a river bed. He was sure that this was the same gorilla he had saved from the net years ago. The gorilla turned and made eye contact with the happy man, son by his side. As the man approached and held out his arm to greet the familiar creature, the gorilla hoisted him high up into the air and vigorously bashed his brains in on a giant rock. He was thrown far into the river and drowned to death. Must have not have been the same gorilla.
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