... when he came upon a bridge. On the railing was a woman, who appeared as if she was about to jump off. The trucker stopped, ran up to the woman and yelled, "No! Don't do this! It's not worth it!" The woman replied, "You can't stop me! One more step closer and I'm jumping for sure!" The trucker thought for a second, "Well if I can't stop you, would you at least give me a blowjob? I haven't been laid in forever." The woman consents and does the deed. Immediately when it's over, the trucker says, "Now that is skill! Why would you commit suicide and keep all that skill from the world?" The jumper said, "I'm jumping because my parents kicked me out for dressing like a woman."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.