2 bums have a competition every day to see who gets the best finds. So on this very day they both wake up and set out in opposite directions in search of their treasures. At the end of the day they meet back up to compare what they have found, and the first bum says to the second, "I have you beat! I was digging through the dumpster today and found a diamond necklace!! No way you can beat that! What did you find?" The second bum replies, "Well I didn't find anything more than some change, but when I was walking along the railroad tracks I came across this really hot chick! And I got laid!"
First bum says, "That's awesome! Did you get any head?"
Second bum replies, "No, she didn't have one."
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