He was about two towns over when he saw a black kid on the side of the road with a mangled bike. The truck driver being a good Christian man pulled over and asked the kid if he could help him. The kid explained that he lived in the next town over; he had been in a hit and run and pled for a lift back into town. The truck driver realised it would look shady, a middle age white man and a black kid up in front so he said the kid could get in the back with his bike in among the bowling balls.
The truck driver is a little worried that he might get pulled over now though and how would he explain the kid in the back? So he picked up the pace and started to slightly sped. To his displeasure Johnny law pulls him over and give him the business. Upon noticing the trucker beginning to sweat and slip up his words the officer asked to check the cargo.
The officer opens the back of the truck and in shock he radios in:
'Breaker breaker! We got a situation over here! I pulled a truck over, it's full of nigger eggs! One of them has already opened and its stolen a bike!'
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