so he heads to the supermarket. He has never been to a supermarket before and has no idea where to start. He starts wandering the aisles marveling at all of the different products lining the shelves. A clerk notices the Chief walking around aimlessly.
-Hi sir, you look lost. What can I help you find?
-Me chief. Need toilet paper.
-Sure thing. Is there a certain brand you're looking for?
The chief looks at him blankly for a moment and shrugs, so the clerk takes him to the aisle with the toilet paper and points out the generic brand.
-Chief, this is the toilet paper aisle. I suggest you buy the generic brand.
The chief picks up the toilet paper, looks at it for a second, and asks: "What mean this 'generic?'"
The clerk replies: "Generic means it's just plain old toilet paper. It doesn't have any name."
The Chief seems satisfied, buys the paper, and leaves. A week passes and the Chief returns. He finds the same clerk as before and says, "Chief now have name for generic toilet paper: John Wayne."
Confused, the clerk politely says--"That's nice, Chief but why John Wayne...?"
-"Toilet paper rough, tough, and take no shit from an Indian."
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