...When he rings the doorbell, the door is answered by an eight year old boy carrying a beer in one hand, a Hustler magazine in the other and a huge cigar in his mouth.
The salesman, a bit surprised, says, "Hello, little boy, are your parents home?"
The boy takes a puff of the cigar, blowing smoke in the salesman's face, and says, "What the fuck do you think?"
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