A German child was playing outside. Eventully, he was so exhausted that he went inside and asked his mother for a drink. She brings him a cup of water. After a sip, he asks "Mother, why can't I have something sweeter?" She replies, "I couldn't give you anything else because our Führer does not want us to have juice in our house."
Edit: If that didn't work so well for you try this revised one.
Hitler was going to breakfast with his advisors. After they ordered, the waiter came out with drinks. Upon seeing the glasses, the führer got angry and yelled at the server to take it away. One of the advisors took him aside and said,"You should not of done that. You kow how he feels about juice."
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