"You've never experienced a man then?" The transexual asked.
"Are you kidding me?"
The transexual lowered a strap on his slinky black dress and said, "There's nothing that would change your mind?"
"No fucking way!"
He shrugged, hitched the dress up, turned around and bent over. "Still not interested?"
"I'd die before touching that or anything comes in contact with you!"
So the transexual grabbed their water bottle, whipped his dick out, and quickly jerked a load off inside.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!?!?"
"I don't mind the taste."
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