One day, this man got hired to be a train conductor. On his first day of the job, he crashed into another train and killed many passengers.
He was given a death sentence and was to be killed by an electric chair. However, after going through the electric chair, he was still alive!
They asked him, "hey man, how are you still alive??? and how did you kill so many people on the train??"
He responded, "I.. I don't know. Maybe I'm not a good CONDUCTOR!"
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