A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead! I don't think so, his attorney told him. I sent it in the other lawyer's name!
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