Dishes

Wanting a more adventurous life, Frank decides to buy a Harley Davidson. So he goes to a local Harley dealer to have him informed about the different types.

When he get's to the dealer he immediately spots a beautiful Fat Boy with everything he could ever hoped for, beautiful chrome tailpipes, chrome headlights, leather bags and a phenomenal leather saddle.

The salesman immediately spots Frank as an easy 'sale' and starts talking about the advantages of the motorcycle and paints a wonderful picture for him, 'Imagine yourself driving around the mountains, nobody in sight, feeling free'.

Frank is blown away and buys the bike. The salesman gives him a jar of Vaseline and says, whenever it starts to rain, you should put the Vaseline on the saddle, otherwise the leather will dry out and will start to crackle.

Frank decides he wants to take his new bike for a spin and starts driving into the mountains. After he while he finds out he's out of gas, but nowhere in sight there's a petrol station and to make things even worse, he's hungry as hell.

Fortunately he spots a cute little cabin and decides to push his bike to the cabin and ask for food and gas.

Having arrived at the cabin, Frank finds a friendly family and they invite him for dinner. However the father tells him about two important rules, guests always do the dishes, nobody can talk during dinner, when someone talks they have to do the dishes instead.

The mother of the family presents a wonderful meal, but Frank being worried about doing the dishes takes a quick look into the kitchen and finds dirty dishes up to the ceiling! "They haven't done dishes in weeks", he thinks, "I have to find a way to get them to talks, so I don't have to do it..."

So he decides to drop his glass of water, the family looks, but no one reacts. He decides to take it up a notch and throws his entire plate with food on the ground, again no reaction...

This is bad, Frank thinks, and decides to just throw everything of the table. The family picks up the food and their silverware and continues to eat...

Drastic times call for drastic measures Frank thinks and spots the 18 year old daughter. He takes the daughter and starts fucking her there right on the table... The father looks upset, but doesn't speak a word...
Still sweating from doing the daughter, he decides to fuck the wife as well, he takes her in every possible position known to men, but nobody says a word...

Then Frank looks outside and sees that it starts to rain, so he gets the Vaseline out of his jacket for his saddle.

"Alright alright alright", the father screams in panic, "I'll do the dishes then".