A touching father and son moment:


BUSH Sr.: Read my nose: no new taxes.
BUSH Jr: Er ..... Isn't that's meant to be "Read my lips.�
BUSH Sr.: No, Son. If they watch my lips, they'll see that I'm lying through
my teeth. Read my nose, no new taxes.

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