Time to give offertory came around he quickly pulled out 2 dollars and placed them in. Someone tapped him from behind and handed him a bunch of 20dollar notes amounting to 100dollars,Mr thug smiled at how generous the church goer was and helped him place his offertory. Immediately he felt another tap on his shoulder and the church goer whispered to Mr thug "that money i passed to you had fallen out of your pocket as you pulled out your offertory" Mr thug fainted end.
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