As he walks up to the car, he sees the window is up. he taps on the glass, and the window comes slowly down. The music is so loud, he can't make himself understood, so he motions to turn the music down.
The driver does, and says "what do you want, asshole?"
The cop pulls his nightstick and begins waling on the driver. Finally the guy begs him to stop and becomes very cooperative. After writing the ticket, the cop walks over to the passenger window. As soon as he is there the window rolls down quickly and the passenger says "How can I help you, Sir?"
The cop begins waling on the passenger. the passenger starts screaming and says "why did you do that?"
The cop says "I am making your wish come true."
Passenger replies "What? What wish??"
The cop replies "we all know you were going to get about a mile down that road and you would tell your friend "I wish that motherfucker had tried to hit **ME** with that stick!"
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