A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CONVERSATION: Dallas ATC: Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R. Saudi Air: Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised!! Dallas ATC: Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R. Iran Air: Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great!! Pause: Static............. Saudi Air: DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC ! Dallas ATC: Go ahead Saudi Air 911? Saudi Air: YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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