On 4 January 1959 two Eskimos where sitting on the steps of the Capital in DC. Embroiled in a heated argument, a Texan who walks by interrupts them and says "Volks, settle down, this ain't the place to shout."
Stone faced the Eskimos turn to the Texan and one says "shut up, or we will split Alaska in two and make Texas the third biggest state in the union."
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