The dad then looks over to his 14yr old boy and replies, "Well now son, I only remember one pick-up line, but I can assure you it's the best so listen close, you must approach a girl and tell her 'I'm mr. Flintstone and that I can make your bedrock’ you under stand that?"
To which the boy replied
"Dad that pickup line is terrible, it’s is so old"
“Well son, I wouldn't be so sure about that if I were you”
“oh yea, now why is that dad?"
The dad then approaches his son, rests a hand on his son’s shoulder and whispers in her ear “Without it, you would never have been born."
Dad then drops mic, and continues to walks out of the room
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