Teen: Dad, have you ever gotten high before?
Dad: (Mom is watching conversation) No son I haven't, you should never do such a thing.
Teen: Oh okay I was just wondering.
(Mom walks away with a smile)
Dad: Psst son, I got a bong in the garage meet me there in 10.
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