A teenage girl asks her father permission to go on a date.
Without giving much consideration to his daughter’s request, he replies ‘no, you are too young’.
‘But dad’, the young girl protested, ‘I really like this guy and he wants to take me to the movies tonight. Please please can I go’?
The father thinks for a while, and finally says ‘Ok, you can go, but only if you give me a blow job’.
‘Yuk dad, that’s revolting’ said the teenager, ‘there is no way I would give you a blow job’. She walks off in disgust. The father shrugs his shoulder unperturbed by his daughters rebuff.
Ten minutes pass and the daughter walks in again and says ‘Ok, dad I really want to go on the date so I’ll do it, I’ll give you a blowjob. The father gives a nod and gestures downward.
The daughter drops to her knees, unzips her father’s pants, and starts delicately working her tongue around the base of her father’s trunk.
After a few minutes the daughter looks up at her father and says ‘dad, your dick tastes like shit’.
To which the father replies, ‘Yeah, your brother needed some help with his homework’.
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