Neil degrasse Tyson was standing in the supermarket arguing with his father over which watermelon to buy. When a white employee approached them and said "Hi, is there anything i can help you with today?" Neil paused in mid-sentence and said "NO! I'm sorry but you wouldn't understand... It's a DARK MATTER!"
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