A team of Russian atheletes did not do well at the Olympic Games. Putin summoned the team together with their head coach and his chief of KGB Nikolai to his office.
"You did not do a good job", - said Putin, - "But let us focus on the future. You will do much better in the next competition. I will make sure of that. Instead of your head coach, I put Nikolai in charge of your training. What competition is next on the calendar?"
Head coach: "It's the Paralympic Games."
Putin: "Nikolai, prepare the team!"
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