A man is getting remarried for the fourth time. His new wife asks him what happened to previous 3 wives.
The man replies, "well my first wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms. My second wife also died from eating poisonous mushrooms. My third wife..."
The woman cuts him off, "let me guess. She died from eating mushrooms?"
The man replies, "actually she died from a fractured skull. She wouldn't eat her damn mushrooms"
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