One May a young man is on his honeymoon at a resort in the Catskills. The morning after his wedding night he decides to go for a swim while his bride sleeps in. He walks briskly out to the swimming pool where the only person in sight is an old Jewish man in a bathing suit and towel, sitting in the sun reading the paper.
"How's the water, Pops?" he asks the old man.
"Luke larm." the old timer replies with a shrug.
The young man jumps right into the deep end only to find the water is barely 45 degrees. He practically jumps out of the pool shivering.
"That water is freezing!!! Why'd you tell me 'Luke warm'???"
"Luke warm to *me...*"
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