She asks the class, "Do any of you know what happens to little boy and girls when they're bad?"
A child raises their hand as says, "Oh yeah, Father Martin takes you into the bushes behind the church!"
The teacher is taken aback, and screams at the child.
Another child stands up and says, "No, it's true! Father Martin took my sister into the bushes behind the church the other day."
Gone white, the teacher asked what happened to her.
"I'm not sure, she said that the Father told her to close her eyes and stuck something in her mouth. She said it reminded her of a peanut."
The teacher chuckled and asked, "Oh, because it seemed small?"
The child replied, "No, she said it was because it tasted salty!"
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