A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. I would do anything to pass this exam. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. I mean... she whispers, ...I would do...anything. He returns her gaze. Anything? Anything. His voice softens. Anything?? Absolutely anything. His voice turns to a whisper. Would you...study?
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