Two dyslexics were on the ski slope unsure of which way to ski down the
hill. They spot another man and go over to ask him. "When we go down
the slope do we zig zog or do we zog zag??" asked one of them. "Don't
ask me", said the man, "I'm a tobogannist".
"In that case then, I'll have 20 Cuban cigars and a box of matches please".
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