The bartender notices the string and tells him, "Hey! We don't serve strings here!"
The string nonchalantly abides and leaves the bar and proceeds to the back of the bar. He then tussles his hair for a bit and then ties himself into a knot.
He walks back into the bar.
The bartender notices him and asks. "Hey, aren't you that same string I told to leave a few moments ago?!"
The string replies "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
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