A string walks into a bar

A string walks into a bar and says "bartender, bartender give me a beer"

The bartender replies "We don't serve strings here"

The string walks outside messes up his hair, ties himself in a knot and walks back into the bar and says "bartender, bartender give me a beer"

The bartender asks " aren't you the same string that was just in here?"

The string replies "I'm afraid not" (a frayed knot)

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