What are you?

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.

The one guy says "I'm a YUPPIE... you know, Young Urban Professional."

The second guy says "I'm a DINK... you know, Double Income, No Kids."

They asked the woman, "What are you?" She replied: "I'm a WIFE...you know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

Submitted by calamjo
Edited by yisman, Tantilazing and Curtis

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