A street magician is trying to perform for the public. A woman is walking past. "Ma'am! Let me show you the greatest trick!" He says. She rolls her eyes and keeps walking. A young boy walks by. "Young lad! Let me show you the greatest trick" he says. "Sorry mister I'm in a big hurry."Replies the boy. He walks on. Finally a man walks by. "Sir! Sir!" Says the magician. "Let me show you the greatest trick." The man looks at him skeptically and says "I dunno. I don't think I'm inter" The magician interrupts. "Sir! I assure you this is the greatest trick." Reluctantly the man agrees to see his trick. "Oh boy oh boy! This is really the greatest trick." Says the magician. The magician frantically looks around the ground. "Uhhh here. This'll work." As he picks up a brick and hands it to the man. Dumbfounded the man says "What am I suppose to do with this?" The magician replies "Ok. Take that brick and hit me over the head. As hard as you possibly can." "Whoa whoa whoa." Says the man. " I can't do that. I'll kill you!" "No you won't. It's fine." Says the magician. "I.. I don't know. This seems really dangerous. This can kill you." Says the man. "No it wont." Says the magician. "Geez. Fine." Says the man as he cocks back his arm. And with all his might he bashes the magician over the head with the brick. The brick shatters. The magicians head is spit wide open. Blood gushes out and the magician is unconscious. The magician is rushed to the hospital. The magician is in a coma. The man filled with guilt stays by the magicians side. The man stayed by his side everyday and wept. He couldn't forgive himself for what he had done. And for eight months the man stayed by his side. One day the magician slowly opened his eyes. The man sees this and is overcome with emotion. He cries "I am so so sorry for what I've done to you." The magician looks at the man and slowly raises his hands in the air and says.... "Tah Daaaaah."
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