The buddy grabbed his rifle and zoomed in and said
"Hey, I can spot your house from here. But your wife is home and she's cheating on you with another man!"
The husband, shocked, says "Not again! Ive had it with her, shoot her in the head and him in the dick."
The buddy, undeterred, said: "No problem, I can get them both with one shot."
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