A Strange Date

A young man, out on the tiles with his mates, spies the girl of his Dreams across a dance floor.

Having admired her from afar, he finally gets up the courage to talk to her.

Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.

Saturday night, the young man arrives at her house with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates.

To his surprise, she answers the door in nothing but a towel. 'I'm sorry' she exclaims, 'I'm running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish dressing.

I should warn you though, they are both deaf mutes."

With this, she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and
promptly disappears.

As you can imagine, this is a little uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely silent.

Dad is sitting in his armchair watching football on TV and Mum is busy knitting.

After about 10 minutes of complete silence, Mum jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her backside.

Just as sudden, Dad launches himself across the room, bends her over the couch and takes her from behind.

He then sits back in his chair and balances a match stick in front of his eye.

The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.

After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns fully dressed and ready for the evening.

The date is a complete disaster.

The young man is totally pre-occupied by the antics of the young lady's Parents.

At the end of the date, sensing something is seriously wrong, the young lady asks the young guy,

"What's the matter? What have I done wrong?"

"No, it's not you", he replied, "It's just that the strangest thing happened whilst I was waiting for you and I'm still shocked. Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her panties and throws a glass of water on her backside.Then, as if that wasn't enough, your father races from his chair, leans her over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back and places a match stick by his eye".

"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl.

The man can't believe her casual response.

Mum was simply saying 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?'

And Dad was replying 'No fuck him, I'm watching the match'