A man shat diarrhea into a bag and was admiring his work when he saw a tourist pass by.
Tourist: Hey what you got there?
Man: This is called hot cellulose
Tourist: Hot cellulose?
Man: Yeah, it makes you remember God, makes you speak the truth and gives you a very long remembrance.
Tourist: Wow, can I have a cup of this?
Man *pours a cup* : Here you go.
Tourist *takes a sniff*: My god!
Man: Told you it will make you remember God.
Tourist *takes a sip*: Jesus christ this taste like shit.
Man: Told you it will make you speak the truth.
Tourist *takes another sip*: As long as I live, I never ever want to drink this shit again.
Man: Told you it gives you long remembrance.
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