A rope walks into a bar, and the bartender says,
"I don't serve drinks to rope."
Dismayed, the rope gets up and goes home. On his way home The rope gets in a fight, and is injured. Continuing on his way, the rope trips and falls down a hill, getting twisted at odd angles. The rope finally makes his way home and goes to sleep, the next day the rope tries the bar again.
"Aren't you the rope I wouldn't serve Yesterday?" The bartender asked.
To this the rope replies "No, I'm a fraid knot."
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