What did the miner say to the kid?
Miner: GO GET ME A PICK!!!
Kid: Whats a pick?
Miner: A pickaxe! Those pointy hammer like axes?
Kid: Still don't get it. Why do you need a pointy hammer when you look 70 freaking years old?
Miner: Do you even know how much a regular sized diamond would cost?
Kid: How much?
Miner: Over 1000 bucks.
Kid: I got a five thousand dollar gift card at McDonalds.
Kid: Would you like me to buy you some french fries?
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