Out in the middle of a park, there is a beautiful statute of a young man and a young woman, holding hands while looking lovingly at each other. One day, an angel appears, and brings the statutes to life. The angel says, "You have been like that for decades, and as a reward, I have brought you to life for 1 hour." The two, now living, statues look at each other, and run off, hand in hand, giggling into the woods. 30 minutes later, flushed with excitement, they return. The angel says, "You don't have to be back yet, you have another 30 minutes!" The male statute looks and the female statute and says, "Great! This time, you hold the pigeon down, and Ill shit on its head!"
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