(A stand up joke I came up with) My perspective on people and "slut shaming" (Inappropriate language maybe)

I was reflecting on a post I saw on my Reddit feed about "Slut shaming" I think the series of gifs came from a tv show/movie called daylight or daytime or something.

The nutshell of this series of gifs, is a girl standing up for, not so much herself, but for a kind of "sexual common sense" against the other girl.

It got me thinking about my own experiences with slut shaming, and how guys experience the exact opposite.
I'd be at a party and some guy would brag about the number of "chicks he has banged".
My response usually being "...so?..".
"so what?"
"so your a slut?"
"Are you trying to start a fight or something?"

Look man, I'm not saying your a bad person, but having a lot of sex in in and of itself does not make you an awesome guy.
It's like they expect a medal or a trophy...

"I've put my penis inside ten different women today!"
"Here is your medal sir" *bows*

And we hope it's been consensually placing of genitals, and lets be honest, with a smug nature combined with the fact that you look like some sort of drug dealer, the majority aren't. We've all seen those "tic tacs" you carry around!
Not to mention it's not that impressive, you've not exactly tested your sexual potential! If you had gone on a fetish spree with multiple partners of age and gender then that might be worthy of praise, because then, you would be breaking down pathetic social barriers created by religious twats to convince everyone to buy their book or die!

The best metaphor that comes to my mind is a party with a fruit basket, and one guy insists on sticking his penis in the pomegranate constantly, not trying any of the apples or bananas! AND HE WON'T EVEN LICK THE POMEGRANATE!

Everyone knows, the best way to take on a pomegranate, is to lick it until all it's juices squirt all over your face!

I think a good way to rectify this whole issue, is that we stop slut shaming, and start sex applauding or something, I love the idea of a world were we can start handing out medals when it's appropriate!

"I've had sex with all sorts of men and women!"-a woman
"Here is your trophy madam!"

So lets stop demeaning sex, because sex is awesome!

..So I'm told ...
:(

*I hope you enjoyed this idea for a routine of mine, I thought about posting it in a comedy forum or something but it looks like this subreddit may be the most appropriate place for it! Some people I know have told me to give stand up a go.... like... two people, but still we can dream...can't we...we can right..WE CAN DREAM?...oh... I'm being told we can't...I'd better go.*