...were working on a high rise building 80 floors up and and sat down on a beam to eat their lunches...The Spanish guy opens his lunch and sees tacos and says, "If I get tacos in my lunch one more day, I swear I am going to jump off this building. I am so sick of tacos."
The Italian guy opens his lunch and sees spaghetti and meatballs and says, "If I get spaghetti and meatballs one more time, I swear, I'll jump off this building! I'm so sick of this!"
The Polish guy opens his lunch and sees kielbasa and says, "wow me too. I'm so sick of this crap. I'm jumping too if I get kielbasa for lunch one more day!"
The next day, the Spanish guy opens his lunch and sees tacos, and proceeds to jump off the building. The Italian guys opens his lunch, sees spaghetti and meatballs-jumps off the building. The Polish guy opens his lunch, sees kielbasa-jumps off the building.
At the funeral the three men's wives are all talking together. The Spanish wife was crying and said, "Oh my God. If I knew he hated tacos this much, I would have made him something different!" The Italian wife then states, "Me too. I had no idea he hated his lunch everyday. I thought he loved spaghetti and meatballs. Why didn't he tell me to make something different?!"
The Polish wife then says, "I have no idea why my husband jumped off the roof. He makes his lunch everyday."
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