*Beats* me!
When the laughter quieted the beat solemnly said "No, you don't get it...*He*... *he* beats me..."
They all then hugged the beat and called the veggie cops. The beat's significant other was taken down to the station and thrown in a blender. And to the child he had sired with the other beat, he would forever be...
A DEAD BEAT DAD!
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