Dad said "look, i bring the money home so i am the capitalist. Your mother administrates the money so she is the government. Your Grandpa watches everything so he is the Union. Our maid is the working class. We all want your well being. So you are the people and your brother in the nappy is the future.The father then asks the son if he understood everything and the son said he will think it over the night.At night the son's kid brother made unbearable smell from his nappy and was crying. The son not knowing what to do went to his mother who was sleeping. His dad was not there. He in no way could wake his mother up. So he went to the maids room to ask for help and there he saw his father and the maid having sex while his grandpa was secretly watching them.No one even realised the boy standing in front of them. So not knowing what to do the son went to sleep without being able to solve his problem.
The dad asked the son the next day if he understood what politics means. So the son says "Yeah. The Capitalist are those who abuse the working class while the union watch them without doing anything. The government is always sleeping. The people are completely ignored and the future is shit. That is what i understand by politics!"
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