A solider was contemplating destroying a strategic dam
Destroying the dam meant wiping out enemy supply lines and power generation, but it would kill hundreds of innocent civilians.
He decided to confide his concerns in his mentor. After hearing the situation his mentor replied "damned if you do, dammed if you don't"
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