Five minutes later: "Da-ad... " "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad... " "WHAT? " "I'm THIRSTY... Can I have a drink of water?? " "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad... " "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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