and a man walks in, walks right past the secretary, walks up to the shrinks desk and stares at him panting like a dog.
"Can I help you sir?"
"I'm a dog, that's all i am. i'm just a fucking dog..." the man replies, then continues panting.
"well, maybe we can talk about it, why don't you have a seat on the couch?"
the man screamed "I'M NOT ALLOWED ON THE FUCKING COUCH"
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