I was picking up my 4 year old son, James, from daycare but he was late out. I saw his classmate Sophie standing with her mother and thought I would ask her how long he would be.
As I said her name she looked at me, teary eyed. I asked "What's wrong?" She replied "My Mommy is selling my pussy because we need money".
"Really?" I asked as I looked at her Mom, she showed a look of guilt. I said to her "How much for one night?"
Apparently there was some misunderstanding...
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