A skinny white guy meets his cell-mate for the first time...

Who happens to be a seven and a half foot monster of a black man.
As soon as the guards lock the cell and leave the black man stands up and unzips his trousers. There's a dull thud as his massive cock hits the floor.

He swings it one way, smashing the sink off the wall. He swings it the other, denting the frame of the two-storey bed. The white man cowers.

'Hey, White boy! Suck my dick!' The black man says.

'Thank fuck for that,' he replies, 'I thought you were gonna hit me with it.'

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