A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday"
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.
"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"
"Do you mean like this??" He touches he arm.
"Yes father."
"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch"
"But father he also touched my breasts"
"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.
"Yes father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But father, he took off my clothes."
"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.
"Yes father".
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
"Yes father," she says sometime later.
"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But father, he has AIDS"
"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"
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