A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession....


A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.


"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday"


"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.


"Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"


"Do you mean like this??" He touches he arm.


"Yes father."


"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch"


"But father he also touched my breasts"


"You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.


"Yes father."


"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."


"But father, he took off my clothes."


"Like this??" He takes off her clothes.


"Yes father".


"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."


"But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."


"Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.


"Yes father," she says sometime later.


"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."


"But father, he has AIDS"


"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"

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